Casting Call!

6m, 2f

  • Felix Ungar: A fastidious, hypochondriac news-writer whose marriage is ending.
  • Oscar Madison: A slovenly, recently divorced sportswriter.
  • Murray: A NYPD policeman, one of Felix and Oscar’s poker buddies.
  • Speed: One of the poker buddies. Gruff and sarcastic, often picking on Vinnie and Murray.
  • Vinnie: One of the poker buddies. Vinnie is mild-mannered and henpecked, making him an easy target for Speed’s verbal barbs.
  • Roy: One of the poker buddies. Oscar’s accountant. Roy has a dry wit but is less acerbic than Speed.
  • Cecily and Gwendolyn Pigeon: Felix and Oscar’s giggly upstairs neighbors, a pair of English sisters. The former is a divorcée, the latter a widow.